January 2010
53 posts
If you guys are going to bamboozle i will see you...
stephaniechrist:
I think
bamboozle is for tossers and sheep-shaggers.
what's the website to convert youtube videos to...
(via 1991)
dirpy.com
stephaniechrist:
how is calling someone black an insult
“yeah, that black girl over there”
“OMG YOU ARE SO RACIST!!!!!!!”
“ok.”
so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so true.so...
....fuck off
all the little girls on here who post pictures of scene guys who are 2 jean sizes away from being women claiming how hot they are…when in reality in a true social setting they would be laughed at (and are laughed at continually)…..FUCK OFF!
to all the little boys on here that love attention from girls and try to assimilate to the pictures of men that they post. Be yourself and most...
formspring.me
stephaniechrist:
what’s your best friend’s name?
stephanie ren ~ lol not me but her name is steph too . and liz gurl ! and ilon, lol that guy that likes to edit peoples credit to his advantage.
Ask me anything
stephaniechrist:
i think i stopped being an ignorant idiot when i started getting into bright eyes. you guys dont get why i love them so much, maybe you do but not really. i sound like a faggot im just going to stop typing now
It's friday...
and i feel unusually pathetic because I’m a college student who can’t even get drunk in his own hometown on winter break.
Entertain me, please…do it for the kids
omg so many people helped me idk what to dl...
1991:
no really I really need links to those albums COME ON!!!
A Band in Hope: http://www.mediafire.com/?r2imwmo21gh
Decomposer: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=XUP0CPSL
3 things i don't understand about the public and...
bittenbysharks:
turnback:
bittenbysharks:
why is Quentin Tarantino so heavily revered, when people like Gus Van Sant and Jim Jarmusch get overlooked by the public? It makes no sense.
what is so unbelievably stunning about Wall-E, that it wins Academy Awards and gets put on best movies of the decade lists? there is a point where you have to be fucking kidding me.
why isn’t bill murray...
3 things i don't understand about the public and...
bittenbysharks:
why is Quentin Tarantino so heavily revered, when people like Gus Van Sant and Jim Jarmusch get overlooked by the public? It makes no sense.
what is so unbelievably stunning about Wall-E, that it wins Academy Awards and gets put on best movies of the decade lists? there is a point where you have to be fucking kidding me.
why isn’t bill murray getting big roles, left and right?
...
Went snowboarding today
I’m always reminded of two things everytime I go:
Skiers are assholes
Girls that snowboard are hot
“My hair’s windproof, waterproof, soccer proof, motorcycle proof. I’m not sure if...”
– Pauly D
7 tags
Retail
So I’ve been working in retail for the past 2 and a half years and let me tell you how terrible it is. But before I do that, let me tell you what is wrong with retail:
The customer is NEVER right despite what they tell you.
The human brain was not designed for you to put a fake smile on and sell something as if you gave a shit about it.
I don’t feel that just because you are handing...
Reblog if everything you post is quality.
rawbinonfire:
-iaminfinite:
sandruhh:
ammeridhitit:
vaginismusidhitit:
I WILL SERIOUSLY FOLLOW EVERYONE THAT REBLOGS THIS
Tumblr needs a serious helping of Jesus Christ.
highanddriving:
thebestonmars:
A lot of your are immoral and unethical. I really enjoy Tumblr, but I don’t enjoy some of the blasphemous swill that comes up onto my dashboard, and if you don’t fucking like it, I don’t care. I am one with my savior and will not be pulled off my route to heaven.
I don’t understand why any of you even put this stuff on Tumblr. I don’t care to see your...
ASK ME SOMETHING!
GO!
Remember when..
fort minor was famous for like 1 day.
Ok,here we go.
turnback.tumblr.com/ask
Do it, I dare you.
my sister broke her ankle
stephaniechrist:
um i already posted about this you bitch.
worb:
i know that on antm, if the girls didn’t show enough enthusiasm when tyra walked into the room, they had to do it over again.
yeah reality television is a fucking scam, i wrote a research paper on it in college and i learned a lot of shit, especially how far from real it is.
crazy night in NYC last night
worb:
turnback:
worb:
turnback:
Checklist:
friend breaks ankle
get kicked out of 2 sake bars
bribe an indian in a convenience store
meet Keenyah Hill from americas next top model
get drunk at a bar that doesn’t id
go to a hookah bar and become friends with everyone in the place
miss the last train home
get home at 8am
remain wasted at all times
is keenyah a bitch irl too
nope,...
crazy night in NYC last night
worb:
turnback:
Checklist:
friend breaks ankle
get kicked out of 2 sake bars
bribe an indian in a convenience store
meet Keenyah Hill from americas next top model
get drunk at a bar that doesn’t id
go to a hookah bar and become friends with everyone in the place
miss the last train home
get home at 8am
remain wasted at all times
is keenyah a bitch irl too
nope, i didnt know she...
crazy night in NYC last night
Checklist:
friend breaks ankle
get kicked out of 2 sake bars
bribe an indian in a convenience store
meet Keenyah Hill from americas next top model
get drunk at a bar that doesn’t id
go to a hookah bar and become friends with everyone in the place
miss the last train home
get home at 8am
remain wasted at all times
Oh God,
katelyninez-:
I’m sitting here on the computer and all of a sudden my dad gets up from sleep, walks into the kitchen, opens up the fridge, and starts taking a piss on the inside of the kitchen door! I say dad, and he’s like what, and just continues peeing, so I leave to go in my room so he can do his business. I hear him finish up, clothes the fridge door, and grab the garbage can. I come back...
Yes!
I am listening to Rush right now.
Am I the only person who doesn't honestly enjoy...
1991:
chinchillas:
(via ivylovesfob)
omg n i don’t either. I dont care if people do like them but it annoys me how everyone acts like they’re gods or something.
I don’t listen to them but I’m not gonna talk shit about them bc they did a lot to ~music~ or something like that
It’s not necessarily their skill that they are most noted for, its their variety and originality. You also...
lol i really want to say something but i'll just...
siliconesaline:
it would probably offend a lot of you anyways so0o0o0o…
say it.
Infomercials are sometimes so amusing, yet so...
Prime example: the magic bullet. It’s a fucking blender that claims to blend things, well…fast.
The whole basis of the infomercial is a fictitious couple Mick & Mimi and they are way too ecstatic about a fucking blender. Oh, lets not forget about the grandma who decides its cool to smoke fake cigarettes.
If i'm still living on the east coast...
by the time i’m done with school there will be a problem. I hate the cold, in fact I hate it so much that I’m willing to sacrifice snowboarding (something I’ve loved for almost my whole life).
Fuck you cold.
If I wasn't so self-conscious & inexperienced
shelbywells:
turnback:
shelbywells:
I would definitely give guys blowjobs & have sex with them to get them to give me things I wanted. I don’t see how that is demeaning or lacking self-respect. It’s being smart and resourceful. Why would I spend my hard earned finite money on things I could get using sexuality which is infinite? I really hate spending my money, damn. Granted I’m sure I...
If I wasn't so self-conscious & inexperienced
shelbywells:
I would definitely give guys blowjobs & have sex with them to get them to give me things I wanted. I don’t see how that is demeaning or lacking self-respect. It’s being smart and resourceful. Why would I spend my hard earned finite money on things I could get using sexuality which is infinite? I really hate spending my money, damn. Granted I’m sure I won’t end up doing that...
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Lupe
hiphop-quotables:
I hope that God forgive us, all of us sinners Turn us back into beginners, put us up where the winners go Holy apartments in the gardens in which the rivers flow Thank you for all your blessings and all of your miracles
stephaniechrist:
turnback:
stephaniechrist:
turnback:
stephaniechrist:
i have to babysit an autistic kid later
Nice sippy cup…
its a manly sippy cup
oh noez babby stephanie needs a diaper change
stephaniechrist:
turnback:
stephaniechrist:
i have to babysit an autistic kid later
Nice sippy cup…
its a manly sippy cup
stephaniechrist:
i have to babysit an autistic kid later
Nice sippy cup…