I’m sitting here on the computer and all of a sudden my dad gets up from sleep, walks into the kitchen, opens up the fridge, and starts taking a piss on the inside of the kitchen door! I say dad, and he’s like what, and just continues peeing, so I leave to go in my room so he can do his business. I hear him finish up, clothes the fridge door, and grab the garbage can. I come back out a couple minutes later and I see him sleeping on the couch with the full trash can right next to him. What the hell? Weirdo.
wasted.
