crazy night in NYC last night

worb:

turnback:

worb:

turnback:

Checklist:

  • friend breaks ankle
  • get kicked out of 2 sake bars
  • bribe an indian in a convenience store
  • meet Keenyah Hill from americas next top model
  • get drunk at a bar that doesn’t id
  • go to a hookah bar and become friends with everyone in the place
  • miss the last train home
  • get home at 8am
  • remain wasted at all times

is keenyah a bitch irl too

nope, i didnt know she was on tv until she told me because I don’t watch americas next top model (too much testosterone to handle something like that) but she was actually one of the nicest people i’ve ever met. we talked to her on the subway for a good 30 minutes

really? wow, i’m surprised. on the show she was a huge bitch. on the show, when they visited nelson mandela’s jail cell, she was angry that someone half-black got to open the cell instead of her, because she “felt a connection to him” because she’s full black. the she didn’t even know he was still alive.

she said a lot of times they were instructed to “overdramatize” in order to increase ratings…so much for reality television

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